Hampstar: Retro Music Manager

Unleash your inner music mogul! Select your fluffy hamster artist, shred rhythm games to write chart-topping tracks, craft tragic sob stories to sway the judges, and hire shady staff to cheat your way to the Christmas Number 1.

Welcome to the ultimate satirical music management simulation! Four genre-defying mechanics packed into one glorious, pixelated retro simulator.

FEATURES:

🎸 AUDITION PARODY ACTS
Choose from a legendary line-up of parody hamster artists including Ziggy Glitterpants, Jimi Plundrix, Bee-Yoncé, and Slick Ashley.

🎤 RIG THE TALENT SHOW
Navigate a ruthless, prime-time television gauntlet. Hire click-farms to fake your stream count, auto-tuners to salvage terrible performances, and ghostwriters to pump out songs faster.

🃏 TRAGIC SOB STORIES
Combine preposterous Cards Against Sanity style prompts to manufacture a sob story that makes judges weep and boosts public hype.

🎮 RHYTHM & REPUTATION
Write songs by playing mini rhythm style games where your performance dictates the track's catchiness. Hit perfect combos to write platinum singles.

💰 FROM BUST TO BILLIONAIRE
Manage the costs of hiring support staff, writing songs and . Upgrade from a damp, leaky office to a sprawling record-label empire… if you don't go bankrupt buying off the back of a lorry first.

Packed with sharp humour, retro management hooks, and endless replayability, it's time to build your empire, exploit the charts, and pray your headline act doesn't end up in the tabloids for all the wrong reasons.

Can you conquer the music world, or will the industry eat you alive?

Download now and find out!